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 16.02.2012
My ingenious friend Vasya regularly visited a neighboring supermarket to buy a bottle of beer and a pack of cigarettes. At the same time, he grabbed a bottle of Martini, chocolate, chewing gum, condoms to a bunch. Of course for free. He did such things regularly, but one day he was caught, the amount was just beyond the administration, the criminal schedule was shorter. Vasya tearfully asked not to call the police, he said he would leave a security passport, go home, bring money and buy everything he struck. The guard agreed. Vasya left his passport and went straight to the police station. Where he wrote a statement that the security of such a supermarket is extortioning money from him for his passport. Having already arrived in the store, after brief negotiations (there they have my passport, in the box, out there), Vasya got his passport back, withdrew the application and left. He did not survive the theft, but he escaped criminal responsibility.
YYY: This Vase of good education would be a man who would come out: he is not afraid of anything, he has no conscience. At least the mayor of the city, and maybe even higher.
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