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 26.02.2012
I clean the apartment, listen to music in parallel and rewrite on the dating site. The apartment is large and washing it for quite a long time, and at the moment when I was a little bored, I heard a message:
Today at 13:37 Hello. Can I be a slave to you without interfering in your personal life?
- Darya today at 13:41 what is it?
13:42 I can come on the appointed day and time, wash the lingerie of the lady, wash and dust the floors, clean and drain the shoes of the lady, massage the feet of the lady (I know how to do this well), with the friends of the lady I can be a servant, a maid, a joke for the fun of the lady and her friend, and also be for my lady her toy.
- Darya today at 13:43 Mr. Proper? O_O
Source: http://bash.im
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