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 26.02.2012
My husband is full of blinkers.I fold my two cheeks, he looks at me and says:
Eat and eat. You eat a lot - you are shattered, so that you do not get in any dress, I will go to the guests without you and say, "You do not bring a woman with you, she does not get into our car." You will get nervous and eat more.
I: But if I’m going to constantly eat and get more and more fat, what will it lead to?
Husband: Well, my programming experience tells me that in the end you will break, the system will restart, and you will again become the beautiful and slim girl I once loved.
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