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 03.03.2012
Another school meeting. This time in the 1st class. The mother of one boy in an aggressive form was outraged by the fact that teachers offended her son. The teacher of singing expelled from the lesson, made a note in the diary, and when the child wandering around the school in the school time was taken to the cabinet of the student and he told about what happened, he made a pretext and there. The man said, “Well, I just said the truth,” and he cried. When he was released for the next lesson, he went home, walking the rest of the school day. The prehistory is like that. At the singing class, the children taught a harmless children's song about the wedding of a hunter and a rabbit. At some point, the boy raised his hand, stood up and said, “How will they get coupled? Interstitial intersection is impossible. The rabbit and the deer have a different set of chromosomes..." The red-colored teacher made a record in the diary of bad behavior, called the sick and perverted, expelled from the class. He just said the truth. His parents, I know, live in our entrance. My father is a surgeon and my mother is also involved in medicine.

His had to explain in an accessible form the meaning of the sentences he heard, or else he would grumble somewhere in stupidity.
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