Not mine, but I liked it very much. From the comments to the article on the modernised telephone call.

I remember at the service in the SA in our battalion broke the sirene-revoon (broken such a device of the size of a large tablet, designed to give the signal of combat/educational alarm)... And since at that time I (on the post of a telephone worker) carried a night guard on the army telephone switch, a good praportera ticked this ashes to me... type, "on the counter, professor"...
There are almost no calls at night, so I repaired it quite quickly... Well, and on joy decided to check out :)

Three minutes later, the personnel of our battalion (as well as two neighbors) stood in front of their barracks in full combat condition, and even a minute later, a standing officer on the part of the starley broke out with the eyes, and waving a tabular PM...

I was saved by a call from the brigade, which resulted in an effective training alarm... How surprised was the checking colonel, who entered the CPC almost immediately with a call and saw four built companies - dressed, stuck, in anti-gases... All according to the charter and the corresponding prescriptions...

Our officers were thanked, they were awarded prizes... And under this case, I took a two-week vacation home... This is the electrotechnique :)...