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 07.03.2012
My husband and I sit on the couch and watch a movie.
The sandwich would...
and pause. I run to the kitchen. I make butter. I bring. and play.
in 20 minutes.
The tea would...
The same algorithm.
In another 20 minutes.
And yet another butter.
The Third Circle.
I come back and say:
- Here I would lie like that, ballet and let somebody bring me everything (((
M is married!
The exploitor, the exploitor.
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