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 13.03.2012
I live in a hostel (this is such a domino with a corridor for 3 accessories and 30 apartments on the floor).
It was necessary to throw out the old refrigerator and washing machine - the old already, repair is more expensive than buying new ones. I pulled out the floor, but I couldn’t get out of the street from the second floor, the back said, “Nahui”... I set up in the corner of the corridor in the hope that someone from the neighbors would take it. The company "Style" is at your service! Neighbors are decent, they don’t need strangers. A month stands - no one takes!
What to do? Asking for beer for help? Will it last until the end of the century?

I print the announcement "I sell for 500 UAH. #" and hanging on the laundry. The machine did not survive the night - in the morning someone spares it!
The refrigerator remains %
Wiping my hands I print an announcement for the refrigerator, I also think it will not last long %)
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