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 14.03.2012
Fuck it.

...And here, the end of the world will come, will fly to Nibiru and destroy our beautiful planet, but before that, a huge alien ship will descend to Earth and come out of it... Cat, and he speaks with a human voice: No, humans, we have long observed your planet, our secret agents are watching you, people, day and night, without laying their toes, ears and tails, and we have come to the conclusion that despite all your shortcomings, some individuals from the human race are still worthy of salvation, and after his words, millions of cats and cats around the world, will stretch their empty legs, amazed masters and hookes for their hands, and will rise in the stream of the world to a new life; but not every cat-owner will be honoured, but only those of them who

I love my cat like, and I chew behind my ear, and I give from my plate the most delicious, and I buy him all kinds of snacks.. and I am forgiven for this that he has no eggs????!! to
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