bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 52 - ]
 18.03.2012
My father told.
Everyone knows the situation with a bulb that enters the mouth and does not come out.
From the first person:
I came to a friend. O sits sad and looks at the knee for plastic tubes (this is the "g"), which hangs on his index finger. It does not hurt, does not press, even there is a little freedom for the finger... But it is not removed! Inserting and removing is not possible. He was injured, removed... He came to work, he told me. It is strictly forbidden to repeat. Everything "Good" He left for business, arrived - the office rushes, and Uncle Tola (pensioner, the best specialist, brain walking) sadly knocks his knee on his finger on the table. And next to another 5 knees of different diameters lies - I tried everything and found it... I was injured, removed. The next day I told the accountant. and forgotten. A week later the accountant came and crying tells her that her husband DIBIL!!! I can’t believe, I’m looking forward to the continuation :)
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna