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 22.03.2012
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A group of Russian tourists arrived from Moscow to Bangkok an hour ago. Two of the groups do not leave the border control zone. Others begin to be nervous and impatient. Due to the fact that the names are difficult to read, the group's guide, the Thai, asks one of the tourists to make an announcement on the radio in Russian. They both leave, and in 5 minutes the entire enormous airport, which is ten times larger than Sheremetyevo, sounds:
- Lords of Tariffs and Carriers, the group is waiting for you. If you do not appear at the exit in five minutes, good p**** are guaranteed to you. Thanks for attention.
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