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 23.03.2012
Up to 120!
I will continue medical drawings from my wife’s life, with her permission.

Up to 120 is a traditional Jewish wish for longevity in Israel.

From the first person...

I am a doctor, I work on challenges. of Jerusalem. A challenge for a 46 year old woman. A small mistake, the controller got off. The woman is not 46, but 106 years old!
A brave old lady, with a healthy mind and a solid memory, that you will not often meet at this age.She slipped, fell, severely broke her leg. I look, there is no fracture, I suggest going to the hospital, there X-rays will be done.
Son is 87 years old.
The grandmother refuses: "Nothing terrible, and so it will survive!"
The son insists. And here my grandmother publishes... in Hebrew and Russian mixed (Russian-only mates). Which...h...I’m going to go there! I am healthy!
I smile and say to her, “Up to 120!”
She smiled, “Look, the doctor understands me! I understand, my son!”
Goodbye, I am going out.
At the door is another comrade, 80 years old too: "How is Mirjam?"
In the eye of alarm.
“You know, I’m her friend,” she says.
I say it’s okay, nothing bad.
And then he asks me a question, from which I fall into precipitation: "Say, doctor, does this not prevent her from having an intimate life?"

I wish you all 120! To have a healthy mind and a strong memory.
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