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 26.03.2012
I recently sat at home and watched a movie with six people. I don’t remember the names, but erotic moments were present in it. And here in one of those moments shows the picture of... the... culmination, when both the guy and the girl at the same time... the... end. The girl spreads her hands to the sides, slowly throws back, her mouth is open in silent screaming, pleasure on her face. Suddenly a light bulb explodes in the room and the computer is cut off.
We sit in the dark, in the utmost stupor, and there is a quiet whisper:
This is an orgasm. I said, of course, that you can cut off from pleasure, but to be so... :)
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