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 28.03.2012
XX: Almost any network of food can be dealt with. Rostix, McDak, Little Antoshka – it doesn’t matter. You see the inscription "Coffee" – that means you can put a larva there. The main thing is not to live.
Yyy: These aunts who meet you at the entrance are stressed and ask the type: “smoking, not smoking?” And you’re like them: "I’d be ashamed."Something uncomfortable.
Zzz: You can answer culturally. Well, for example, beautiful Mademoiselle, your bottomless eyes have enchanted me so much that on another day I would have granted you the unconditional right to control my fate and give me a table at your discretion. But unfortunately, today I am forced to refrain from the temptation to spend a few magical minutes in your delightful establishment: I would be embarrassed.
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