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 03.04.2012
One married American was not lazy to record all the cases of sex with his wife and the arguments she raised in favor of not engaging in them.

The annual report looked like this: Sex – 12 times.

Reasons not to do:
“I just laid fresh clothes today” – 55 times.
“I’m tired” – 50 times.
“I’m not in the mood” – 44 times.
“I have critical days” – 27 times.
“I have a headache” – 23 times.
“It is too late. I have to get up early tomorrow.” – 20 times.
“It’s too early” – 19 times.
“I can’t miss this series” – 19 times.
It hurts me 17 times.
“I have a mask and bigudi” – 17 times.
“I’m too hot” – 16 times.
“You don’t see, I’m sleeping!” – 16 times.
“We Wake Your Mother” – 10 times.
“I was terribly burned in the sun” – 8 times.
“You hear, because of you a child has woke up!” – 8 times.
“Neighbors will hear” – 4 times. P is
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