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 07.04.2012
"Hi, my apartment is running water, I want to make an urgent call to the sanitary.
Where exactly?
- Under the bathroom, but I have already turned off the water, and it has stopped.
Can you tell me where exactly?
Unfortunately, it is probably a place under the tiles on the side of the shower.
We need to know exactly where, say more accurately!
Under the tiles!
Take off the tiles!
Unfortunately, I will not be able to do that. That’s why I call you and call the sanitary.
Did you disconnect the water in your apartment?
and yes.
Does the water no longer flow?
I don’t have any water in my apartment either.
Do you need her?
Oh sorry?
Do you need water?
I’m going to hit the wall, yes.
Then turn it on!
And then she will run again!
Do not turn it on! Why do you need a sanitary?
Because I need water!
Turn it on, you know where?
- Girl, just make an urgent call to the sanitary, please.
Okay, it is done. He will be with you tomorrow.
It is urgent!
The second. Will you be arranged at 9 p.m.?
At 3 o’clock is urgent!!! to
Wait... yes yes. He will come to you in a few hours.
She killed herself at the wall.

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