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 09.04.2012
I teach a friend how to take care of girls:
Girls love signs of attention, don’t forget to give flowers. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a girlfriend or you’re dating, or a casual beauty on the street... It’s so crazy! When they get married, no one gives them flowers.

Here I was when I lived in Kazan as a student, you would know how many flowers I gave to girls... (thinking I add with outrage) the fucks are ungrateful.... :( "
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