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 10.04.2012
We have a small company of two people plus serving us by the combination of an accountant. In January 2011, the accountant was one day late with the submission of the report on the inventory to the tax inspectorate. In June, the courier mail brought a strict paper from the district tax office – “...the camera check revealed the most gross violation... a fine... to appear... in case of non-payment...”. Frightened, I rushed to the inspector, stretching out my wallet on the way. No, they told me, you will get an order from the peacemaker and after the judge's decision you will be given the details of the account to transfer the amount of the fine of 50 rubles. Cash is not possible - only from the company's bank account.
A few days later, the courier brings a new envelope with the emblems of the tax service. Already the regional tax inspectorate reports “...the camera inspection revealed the most gross violation... a fine... to appear... in case of non-payment...”. Even more alarmed, I call the regional inspector, hoping to find out the details for the listing of the fine. It was not here – “... wait, you will get an agenda from the judge of the world...”
During the summer, six practically similar letters with increasingly strict formulations were sent by courier mail. At all my calls to the tax office, I was threateningly politely answered that I should wait for the agenda from the peacemaker. After the fourth letter, I told the accountant to find out where other firms were transferring the money in similar situations. I found a similar violation in a familiar accountant and I transferred 50 rubles to the account to which she transferred the fine amounts in her case. Unfortunately, a few days later, a notification from the bank came that the transfer did not take place due to inappropriate account details for penalties. I spit and just tossed out all the papers. Since September, the flow of papers from the tax expired, although we did not wait for the peace judge's agenda. I have already started to forget about this penalty, as suddenly on days courier mail brought the seventh envelope with the stamp of the tax service – on the stamp it was that for the failure to pay the imposed penalty penalties on the amount of the penalty is charged penny in the amount... Now I am trying to get the details for the listing of the penalty plus penny...
(For reference - the cost of one envelope is at least 13 rubles.The cost of delivery of one letter by courier - at least 25 rubles. And again - with the four-storey building of the tax inspectorate in our district city for luxury can only contest the building of the office of medical insurance).
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