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 11.04.2012
Peterson: That was what I thought. Why is it good to be a man?
Women are fucking. You should get up 1.5 to 2 hours earlier. Wash your head, clean your face. to paint. Cook an egg with coffee. Choose what to wear today. The PZZZZ. Two hours of sleep in the hole.
and a man. I slept. and? CHO? Fuck it! He jumped up. He threw the butter. I picked up what came first. I did not brush my teeth. and Fuck. In the elevator, I chased my finger and that was it. 5 minutes. engaged
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