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 11.04.2012
I write to a girl in the evening so that in the morning she calls me, wakes up (he wakes up before me)

I love you very much, wake me up, sleepy, and please send me to the bathroom to prove it.
If the connection is interrupted, the battery is down, the money is running out - don't believe it, it's all shit!
If I ask you to call back in ten minutes because I’m embarrassed to write to you, don’t believe it. There’s a good chance that in ten minutes you won’t call me.
In general, all attempts to interrupt the conversation with you before the start of the washing process (as well as too vigorous, confident, "morning" voice and all phrases equivalent to "I have long woke up," "I'm good," "I'm already in the bus" you hear, there's interference? "and persistently (you can strictly, but in no case, not angry!) to remove.
I write with a good mind and good health.
Thank you very much, I love you very much.
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