I downloaded the book "We start reading in Russian". I thought I would find good short stories for my students. Instead, there are a lot of dialogues and so on. Under the table you can fall from laughter while reading them.
Here is one:

Hello Hello Hello!
Is it Vladimir?
No, it is love.
The love? Sorry, I am a foreigner. I still misunderstood. But I know that love is "to love".
Yes it is right. It is also a female name.
The female? But your voice...I thought it was my friend, Vladimir. This is the club "Be Healthy?"
Yes it is right. And my voice is like that, because I smoke, and Vladimir went out.
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