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 16.04.2012
A man is driving a car with his aunt. Suddenly, he was stopped by a hoodie.
Show me your documents.
The man shows.
I think you drank. Breathe in the tube.
The man breathes. Everything is normal.
Do you have insurance?
The man shows the police.
Is the pharmacy okay?
The man gets a pharmacy bag and shows the contents.
The hose is breathing, and there is nothing to do - you need to let go.
Here the mother-in-law rises out of the window and exclaims:
Mente, did you get rid of it?
Haishnik joyfully: - And this is an insult at execution.
Here is her report from the psychiatric hospital.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1204/j120415.html#12
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