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 16.04.2012
I was recently called on my mobile. The phone was found on the website of the Moscow Astroclub.
They said that on February 23 they are doing a corporate for some organization and they want a telescope and a man who could show stars, planets and galaxies. In the process of the conversation, I began to doubt the competence of the comrade at that end of the wire and asked, “Do you understand what to observe in the telescope at night?”
Comrade: And I thought you had such a powerful telescope that you can observe it during the day.
Shandrik: You can see the moon during the day, but it will not make an impression. There may be more spots on the Sun, but there are no ones right now and I don’t think we’ll see them before.
Comrade: "Can these spots be seen at night?"
Shandri: "No, the sun under the horizon at night"
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