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 25.04.2012
Today I am standing in the store and looking at a window in the zoo. Outside the department, it is not very clear what is sold in the department. The man comes in, the shirt is half-broken (hot). Underneath the shirt is a shrub vegetation. The man is obviously in a hurry, so he does not immediately see where he entered, but at the end of the day he issues a prepared question: “Girl, do you have scissors?” “The seller, without breaking away from any papers and looking at him: “Do you cut your nails or wool?”
The man from the department fled, and I fulfilled.
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