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 30.04.2012
The sleeping man came to work today. After a while, the secretary translates a call to me. Not having time to take the telephone, a young man, who was introduced to Maxim, begins to broadcast with a lively voice:
-Good morning, my name is Maxim, I represent the company "Rog and Copy". Our company is engaged in outsourcing IT services, bla bla.
I understood that this is not interesting, because all the work on IT is done by me. Here to my hearing reaches his tirade:
-<...> Our company works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year...
I answered with a sleepy voice:
Young man, this year (2012) is a high year. When are you not working this year?
Half a minute’s silence in the telephone, after which Maxim says, “Oh, we’ll call you again” and puts the telephone on.
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