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 05.05.2012
happened a few years ago. I was returning home, quite late, from the stop I ran almost to the house, there was an unlit area to pass. I go, I rush, I notice with the edge of my eyes the drunk and noisy company near the neighboring house and I see that the healthiest guy has separated from it and went to my side. I think, in my hand a bag, in my handbag a phone and money, I will give it, just not to touch. I went even faster, he also added movement, I hear the breathing from behind already. I can’t run, my legs are choked, it’s dark around, scary. I feel like he almost catches me, is about to catch me. I know I can no longer escape. I stopped sharply and turned my face to danger, the guy stopped from surprise. Pause, I hear: “PATIENT let me smoke...”, I try to reason . I could only say offendedly, “I’m a girl!” and shake my tail, there was a rubber with coins on my hair, they ringed... The guy: “Oh, sister, I’m sorry...” she replied, “You don’t have to go?” and drowned happy home.
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