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 06.05.2012
After watching the video taken at the opening of the holiday season with parents.
You are a man and you like female breasts.
Wife: It is understandable.
Wife: And that is normal.
Wife : But!
Wife: If you don’t know the circumstances in which you were shooting, you might think that you had the goal of shooting my breasts. And not just the beds!
Wife: For 32 minutes almost uninterrupted – breasts, in different angles and lighting conditions. Well, at least not naked, but twice dressed in another shirt.
Wife: Three times my face has shattered, one time my parents’ faces, and it seems that twice my beds.
Wife: Oh, sorry, and about a minute - a helicopter flying over the site.
My wife is a maniac.
How can I show that to my mom?
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