At work, almost everything is "you" and by name. But the two employees didn’t get along with each other. First, they began to "draw" each other, then moved to the name-fatherhood... Observe one pleasure - straight so "do hate" each other, the classic of the genre :=)))
Then he says, “Citizen!” Will you give me a stepler?"
She:"But... The apophysis of our office has reached its apocalypse".
The Chief:"I would say APOFIGEA. After such or to the altar, or a duel"