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 22.05.2012
I work as a technician in the fleet and I want to tell you how my regulator believed in God.Stand on repair in China, naturally cheap went through the river. I wasted my wrapper for a week. The commander, in order to stop the unhealthy hobby, took his last money, took his documents and prohibited the descent to the shore, after which he gathered the crew and warned: whoever smiles the adjustable, without talking suitcase station Russia. The poor man wakes up in the morning. The race does not run, the race does not run, they are not allowed to enter the city. I went, I felt like the end is coming, well, even would - a week to drink. He went out on the deck to smoke, looked overboard, and there was a beer package floating. I turned away, looked again - the infection floated, went to the other board, returned - still floated, therefore not a glucose. He crossed, grabbed the sack until no one could see and ran into the cabin. He opened, persuaded and finally believed. Now coded, says God does not help twice.
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