Letter of Director:
Dear colleagues,
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the permanently closed blinds in the glass walls of the cabinets on the 5th floor do not allow your colleagues to see your young smiling faces and deprive us all of a significant share of communication. With the blinds open, colleagues passing through the hallway can smile to you and transmit important information with the help of expressive non-verbal signs.
Please keep the blinds between the cabinets and the corridor as open as possible, closing them only when you have something to hide:
a) when counting money, b) when absorbing food that you do not want to share with colleagues, c) when holding orgies, d) when visiting the clinic by all sorts of examiners.
thank you!