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 28.05.2012
A man calls and invites me to walk. You meet - and you are here in your hands and flowers, and some kind of shamelessness, and he leads to the movie, and in the cafe then to eat. Then another surprise. And the words, how beautiful, nice, sexy you are, all makes a man. You only favorably take all this as an honor for your beauty and exceptionality. Often in such situations, you don't even take money with you - because it implies that he pays for everything.
After that, you will usually get scorned when a man hints that it would be good to have a fuck. You’ve been taught by your friends and mom – you’re a decent girl.
Why did he invite you? What else if you didn’t do it yourself? For spiritual qualities and deep inner peace?
A "insulted" in such cases because it would be good to go for a man's account again and again. So it’s too early to encourage vaginals.
Because every grandmother from kindergarten time knows that the vagina is a super-weapon, a sparkle, and it should not be so hasty to let go. But if this super-weapon is not supported by anything else, if the ace is the only sting in the whole barrel, then the fate is predetermined: having achieved sex, the male is logically rid of this lady. That, in turn, is a favorite theme for women’s crying and the legend that men only need ONE!
No, I will answer, men do not need one. But what do they have to do if you are the only one who can offer it?
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