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 28.05.2012
In general, we decided to bring this pregnant cat to our grandmother's house.
I mean, my grandfather and his cat have arrived. And the cat is naughty, what else is worth looking for!
And this is the situation: the cat eats, and grandfather Murzick eats on her - he tries to drive out like, but to get closer, he is afraid.
He has been on her for 10 minutes. The cat has zero attention.
And behold, she ate her food, turned to him, looked into the eyes of this mocking species and, loudly whispering, departed.
xxxh: the one surprised even climbed behind the bed and did not rise from there until the end of the day)))
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