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 30.05.2012
>... play basketball... watched, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not captivate and does not bother, but actively participates in the game! cute ladies, more such copies as this girl, rather than those lovers wandering around clubs and bars...<

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I remember how many times it was, as a child we played something in the whole yard. We are wearing together with the boys, choking... And suddenly a somewhat early matured Light leaves in the courtyard - loose hair to poop, naked, already painted eyes, a cut to cowards on an ultra-short shirt and even a bustle on an even flat chest. Well, the game is breaking down. Boys are all around her. She doesn’t want to play with us, and they don’t want to play with us either. They sit around this fifa in the store, watch her shirt, and we, the girls, stay like wearing. Question: What do we most often get as a result?
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