I read news:
"Virtual Assistant "Siri" From the company "Apple" will be integrated into new BMW models"

One of the first comments:

Siri, who are these people?
“These are your fired employees, Jack. I have closed five factories on your behalf, so we will save a lot of energy for children’s homes and shelters. I also stifled the engine so as not to blur the atmosphere with exhaust gases!
and A-A-A! What to do, Siri?
- Vaseline in the mess, Jack, I took care - I'm not a senseless car.