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 05.06.2012
Did you jump with your sex for movies and pop-corn? The City Forum -

I am looking for a satellite or satellite for the cult.

A satellite or satellite is required for weekly tours in the cinema (except for militants and Russian comedies), theatre and concerts. Possible further sittings in the cafe, walks to discuss what has been seen.
Requirements to applicants: good manners, the ability to maintain a conversation, tight clothes, abstinence from alcohol for the period of the meeting. Age limit: from 20 years. The appearance and gender do not matter.
I pay my own expenses! Intimacy is not offered in any way. I own a Jiu-Jitsu.
Source: http://bash.im
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