bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 49 - ]
 13.06.2012
My friend told me that I am senseless and I only think about sex.
I invited her to a restaurant, then they went to me, drank a bottle of wine, watched the movie until the end, after the ego went to bed. In the morning after I brought coffee to bed I got this phrase "you’re ugly..." and then she went away dressed.
The girls don’t understand you :)
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna