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 19.06.2012
Shadow: I understand that he didn’t live with a regular woman before, and was used to sleeping alone, but... I’ll probably have to enroll in self-defense courses.
and Pollyanna?
Shadow: Only last night, I earned my elbow in the stomach twice, and once almost in the eye. The next day, he wondered where the blacks came from. The eyes are innocent. He is sure he sleeps quietly all night.
Pollyanna: I know how I solved this question? I have two blankets at once (well or bedbugs in the summer).
Shadow: So we are not fighting for the shadow, I immediately gave it up to him. He just sleeps very restlessly.
Pollyanna: Take two anyway. As it starts to rotate, you quickly peel it into one, like a mummy. It will not turn up until morning. Come to me today, I will train you on my little one.
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