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 20.06.2012
XXX: Well, they’re the pids, don’t you really bother to communicate with them?FURIOUS: He kissed you yesterday, I just turned, see where his lips were before!!!by Omit:
YYY: I don’t want to discuss this topic again. They will come, and that’s all. If you are not happy, do not come, it is voluntary.
xxx:Well, it’s true :girl_devil: They’re both cute, especially Igor, but how can I imagine that he’s fucking...vomit: It’s him from below, right? Type of woman?
YYY: I don’t know who they are down there, I don’t care. I will tell you more - with whom and in what posture you have sex, I also don't care. If it concerns YOU, you can not kiss me at the meeting too - I regret that when I met with Lesha, I made him a minette. Imagine "where were my lips" Per someone from your acquaintances and anal sex like, there are such women - I recommend conducting a survey on this topic, and erase from the list of girlfriends of disgusting perversions.
And most importantly, there are two gay friends among my friends, but there is not a single Pidor. Remember this.
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