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 26.06.2012
I am waiting for the girl, she is late. I am bored to watch the company at the next table. Two boys and a maiden. One guy tells them something enthusiastically, the virgin crown thinks, the other guy in the nirvana. The first notices that he is ignored, and the girl is offended like this:
You are not listening to me at all!
I listen, I listen. I listen to you very carefully. And Wadiq is also listening very carefully. Is it true, Vadik? The Vadik? Wa-a-adik to you! (Pushing the second elbow)
Wadiq: Oh yeah! What?! to
She was listening to you so carefully that she didn’t hear me at all.
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