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 27.06.2012
Commentary on the video as a passing man slaps his ass out of the car window:
1: Do not do that. I just cut off my hand, and she had a huge bleach. I’ve been married for seven years, and she reminds me of all that.
2:there was a case, only on the plane, I slowly descend, I see the girl standing, pulled her hand out of the window and slapped her ass, and still hit a pillar on the touch. Karoche has a girl's hip fracture, but we've been married for 87 years, and she reminds me of that case. Do not do so! I was just so cool and she married me. She just gets married to everyone who trolls her out of the window on the pop.
I work in the subway, and when I come to the station of all the girls so by the ass and so at every stop.
4:I work as a driver on the Formula 1 track, I drive somehow ~400km / h, I look at the beauty stands, well, in general I licked her..and what do you think? She is still married, though she still walks with my hand in my ass.
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