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 28.06.2012
- And the evening inspection of that creature under the bed. He should periodically be fed with socks, so that it does not stumble on those who sleep.
Fuck, I didn’t know about it. – Why did you tell me? I suspected a creature in the closet and a monster on the balcony ((( another threat))
The socks will help. In fact, I revealed to you a terrible male secret. Men do not throw socks around the house. According to one version, they thus drive the monsters away, and the other - strangle them. But I’m inclined to the second version because the monster from the washing machine definitely eats socks!
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