And they brought the Duche and the Führer to the field of defense of the troops... and a battle began, equal to which humanity did not know... The strongest of the Duche warriors was terrible and fearless - a huge fierce Negro with an Iroquois. He knew no mercy, and there were no equals to him... And he sowed darkness, and went to victory, terrible in his nakedness.
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