from JJ:

The subordinates rejoiced, and I wavered:
''in the server there are constantly scattering noises of unknown origin, the source of them is not established. Noise occurs with a sober admin and the absence of a available cat in our department. We ask to take action to eliminate it, as girls are worried, talk about transcendent beings and work worse.
The response of the security chief:
'' As a tool for the expulsion of the dark forces, I recommend the ritual smoking of fiamiams and little ones ''Mashenka'