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 04.07.2012
CKuB: Here I saw –
"Yesterday made an order at "Julmarte". In the comment to the order wrote "Until 13:00 do not call!". I go to bed late, I get up late. Today at 10:30 am I call. I wake up, I take the phone... From there:
Hi to you! You have here in the comment written "Do not call for an hour". That’s what, I’ll call back later, right?"

CKuB: So that’s the shit. I have a neighbor on the top, a mody opera artist, who begins to sing at 7 a.m. so that the whole house is stuck.
I went somehow to the country, in the evening I go to bed fairy happy - I will spit out in silence, neither neighbor nor garbage, in the village there is silence...
At 9 in the morning:
Isn’t it you knocking on my battery?

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