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 10.06.2008
Until yesterday, we had a few new compasses.
We and our admin, Solomon, took a couple of things for ourselves.
Solomon opens the side cover, and admiring the device starts the car with the words – Zaevizm!!!! to
If we saw an alien floating in the server room, the surprise would be less: a brown smoke fell from the motherhouse, in the area of the chipset, and then a pillar of flame the size of the Jidaja plasma sword!
Solomon, with an impenetrable sight, extinguished all this ugliness like a candle, and silently rust began to settle on the floor.
I also looked at Solomon’s birth :)
The eyebrows and eyelids went somewhere, and half of the eyebrows was - afro! and :)
The old good cockerel Solomon, with the phrase - Huiya has boasted! Well, let’s repeat...
Once again, I pressed the Start button, waiting for the fireworks to continue.
To our profound disappointment, after a bit of plastic, the computer loaded without any special effects.
It has been working without failures for two weeks - maybe it was launched with nitrogen oxide? and :)
Can you tell me where to buy nitrogen oxide for mammals? It is :)))
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