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 06.07.2012
Readers with experience will probably remember what a cine bird is. Not that Blue Bird, the creation of Meterlink, but an ordinary blue, poorly generalized and completely unrepresentable chicken. We, in the era of advanced socialism, in the shortage, obtained these creations wherever we could. And they rejoiced! As will be seen from now on, it is not in vain!

My daughter decided to organize an online store to sell eco-friendly products. Contact with potential suppliers. I talked to a farmer.
On vegetables and milk, we agreed. What about ecologically clean chicken?
There are problems here. I have tried. I bought chickens. Grown on eco-friendly food. I stumbled. Here they started. The problems. Should the feathers be removed? must be. And they don’t go away...
I called a bird factory, a familiar technician.
- And we feed them with special pills for three days before slaughter. All the feathers come out by themselves. Even the ears fall out.
and???? to
I handwritten all the feathers, it was long and bad. The chickens look unesthetic. Just like the Soviet bird. Only yellow, but also poorly brushed. Happiness to sell is badly sold.
How to? They will be broken until I sell them.
Call the technician again.
What do you do so that the chickens don’t rot too quickly?
very simple. We submerge each body in chlorine for 15 minutes. Meat becomes white and beautiful. and does not spoil.
and????? to

P.S Technology... What do we eat, gentlemen? and?
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