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 08.07.2012
I sit with a friend, she decided to find a guy through a dating site.
-Taaak, name - Julia,Rise - 178cm,weight - 58kg,parameters - the parameters of the hero? - 87-57-87,tak, education is a higher computer engineer - or delete, how do you think?Are they suddenly scared??I will write 2 higher -med.institut,provizor.Al it is only in the process=((.OK,I will write just the higher.Age - 22.Hobby - how to cook or cook?Okay, I love cooking.What do you like - a cat and a car of course, what else can I love that?Job – What is my job for?Can you give them a salary? 😛So, the brand of the car - we write red, as usual!Who does it matter, let them take for a blonde))Blue, fucking would they know about the rubies??Al let them envy, cat, 7kg, red, I will still post a photo.What do you most appreciate in life - well as any normal man - to eat, sleep))Listen, but it seems to me that with such a questionnaire will only alphons behave?Enough, we’ve gone through this topic!They just need money, but I’m stupid.Damn I look at it, right?Do I look at men?And so good, there is a job, there is a car, there is a cat, I will soon buy an apartment - a man in general?He went to the ass of this dating site, went better layers to do!
She removes the writing and goes away.I’m a fool or she’s a fool, right?
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