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 12.07.2012
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2: Well, imagine: You really love oysters from the province of "San Jose".
You eat them everywhere and always: at home, with friends
(It’s normal, everyone knows what it’s like to eat.)
You eat them always: day, night, morning and evening.
In five years, you learn that, in principle, any oysters are better with lemon juice.
But! This is exactly what is immoral.
In addition, they are now needed only after 22:00 (children are allergic to them, they need to sleep)
They need to be eaten only at home or in the country and quietly)))
Five years later, finally getting permission for lemon juice.
You have read somewhere and heard that oysters are eaten by pre-cooking in a crushed salt...
But! Still not these, and the conditions of eating are even tougher, but the regularity isined.
2: As a result, after 15 years of regular eating oysters from the province "San Jope"
(Please note, exceptionally rare and expensive)
Knowing that oysters can simply be sucked without opening the shell...
They can be marinated in advance.
You can eat salad, etc.
You often already impose them, sometimes with lemon juice, but exactly at 23:00 (((
2: And now, I dumbly dream of simple "fish sticks"
But! Again but! Lunch and beer (
And what about the Australians? I already hate them a little, and even avoid somewhere (((
2 is so clear?
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