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 13.07.2012
He tried to save a friend who fell into a love mess from ringing:
1 – I can’t understand why you treated her so. Sorry, but softly speaking, she’s not beautiful. Especially when compared to Christina.
2 is good. A bit sentimental, but within the norm. She has a sense of humor.
Full of good women, which is also not uncommon.
2 - Careful... We have a lot of similar tastes, she is also a housewife.
1 - In a couple of years, you will change the name of "carefulness" to "obsession", believe me. And from the fact that she is constantly shaking at home in front of your eyes, you will get sick.
It does not interrupt, does not argue, but first hears, and either agrees, or gives arguments.
1 - "It gives arguments" - and you say that you do not argue.
2 – She likes my mom.
1 is pretending.
2 – She can listen. This is a rare quality for women. She listened carefully to me, whatever I was talking about: about politics, about translations, about work.
1 is here!! We should have started with this!! If she is able to listen to the heresy that you usually carry))) - HOLY WOMAN, shake her leg!
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