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 11.06.2008
There was no electricity all day, the cables were cut off. And I need to work off-the-top, on the laptop the battery dies out in an hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. I pulled the uninterruptor from another comp. In short, in a day 5 pieces of UPSs (continuous power sources) landed at zero. The lights were not given and promised to only turn on the next day for lunch. Well, the nail on the funnels is clever, take them, these funnels into the garage, I think, for the night I will put it to charge, in the morning I will take it, I will last half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage, where these jupes are standing, which I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into
I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yups light bulbs amused blink, swing... A man passes by, stops smoking. Ocepenelo looks into the trunk, scratches the tail, pauses... asks scratchedly – and is it long enough? I started, without going in, explaining. What, say, depends on the load, the power of the computer, the capacity of the batteries... he listens, he listens and the next question - and accelerates how? And here it comes to me...
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