bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате]
 14.07.2012
You have a first or second date with a girlfriend. You are walking. She has a bouquet of flowers in her hands.
You are uncomfortable with this bucket. You know why?
Because this bouquet looks like a transparant. In which it is written:
"I want to fuck her out! This is a cute girl!"
This is what a bouquet means.
We go, smile, so cute, joke, romance...
But in fact everyone understands it.
I want to fuck her!
Not without feelings, of course, but fucking!
Passengers, children and adults:
Look at the bouquet! He wants to fuck her!
It is like exhibitionism. Psychological striptease I don’t want my feelings for this girl.
Unless, of course, people begin to approach my companion with a bouquet and say:
What a beautiful bouquet he gave you! Give him today, please.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna